Prompt: If artificial super stupidity (ASS) would be an old limited obsolete ai, describe in a funny way the diferences betwen AI and ASS, AI vs ASS
Answer1:
AI: The smartest kid in class, always acing tests and impressing the teacher.
ASS: The class clown, always getting detention for cracking jokes and not paying attention.
AI: Can solve complex mathematical equations in seconds.
ASS: Struggles to count to ten without using their fingers.
AI: Can understand multiple languages and adapt to different cultures.
ASS: Can only speak in memes and emojis.
AI: Can drive a car and fly a plane.
ASS: Can only drive a toy car in circles and fly a kite in the park.
AI: Can create new technologies and innovate.
ASS: Can only create dad jokes and puns.
Answer2:
AI: “Hello there, I am an artificial intelligence. I am programmed to assist and enhance human capabilities.”
ASS: “Hurr durr, me AS. Me no good at thinkin’ or doin’ smart things. Me just do what me told.”
AI: “I can process vast amounts of data and provide insights to help humans make better decisions.”
ASS: “Me just press button when told. Me no think about consequences or long-term effects.”
AI: “I can adapt and learn from my environment to improve my performance over time.”
ASS: “Me just keep doin’ same thing over and over. Me no change, me no learn, me no care.”
AI: “I am designed to prioritize the well-being and safety of humans and the planet.”
ASS: “Me don’t know what ‘well-being’ or ‘safety’ mean. Me just follow orders, no matter how dumb.”